Economy jokes (Inspired by Leno)

The economy is so bad - Mukesh Ambani is shopping at Big Bazaar searching for discounts..

The economy is so bad - Azim Premji is using CFL bulbs to cut his electricity bill..

The economy is so bad - Jewelers are selling vegetables as a side business..

The economy is so bad - Students are moving from Barista to cutting chai..

The economy is so bad - Mcdonalds serves only Vada pav now..

The economy is so bad - Kids from Malabar hill and JVPD are travelling by BEST bus..

The economy is so bad - Restaurants are checking if u are employed with an i-bank before allowing u to enter..

The economy is so bad - People actually want to study instead of work now..

The economy is so bad - I may be making jokes for a living!!